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Such a person is abhorrent  to the Gods of Table Tennis, so much so that they do not even make a rule about them.  After all, does your state pass laws regulating porcupines?  Of course not. Porcupines dont read, drive cars or play table tennis.  And so it is with the people you just described.
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Originally posted by Baal Baal wrote:

Such a person is abhorrent  to the Gods of Table Tennis, so much so that they do not even make a rule about them.  After all, does your state pass laws regulating porcupines?  Of course not. Porcupines dont read, drive cars or play table tennis.  And so it is with the people you just described.
you nail it: those people do not exist and we therefore don't play them again, simple as that.
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And note that I bear no malice towards porcupines.
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...for as long their skin is not used as VLP.
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Originally posted by wturber wturber wrote:

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7. You are not allowed to put your name on the back of your shirt unless you are a professional player.

Bulloney.  I have the name on the back of my shirt so I don't have to pin player numbers to my shirt at tournaments.

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8. You are allowed to wear a shirt with a manufacturer logo (e.g. Donic or Butterfly) up to the age of 50, at which time this is no longer allowed.

Makes no sense.

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10. You must wear footwear designed for racket sports. Under no circumstances are basketball shoes allowed.

Makes no sense either.  Some indoor soccer shoes make excellent table tennis shoes.  Look at Nike's Mercurial line.

Stopping here with ...

Rule 81.  Rule lists should not have more than ten entries.




Undoubtedly this player wears black socks.  It should serve as a warning to our nation's youth.


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