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    Posted: 10/28/2019 at 2:01pm
Originally posted by wturber wturber wrote:

Originally posted by Baal Baal wrote:



7. You are not allowed to put your name on the back of your shirt unless you are a professional player.

Bulloney.  I have the name on the back of my shirt so I don't have to pin player numbers to my shirt at tournaments.

Originally posted by Baal Baal wrote:


8. You are allowed to wear a shirt with a manufacturer logo (e.g. Donic or Butterfly) up to the age of 50, at which time this is no longer allowed.

Makes no sense.

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10. You must wear footwear designed for racket sports. Under no circumstances are basketball shoes allowed.

Makes no sense either.  Some indoor soccer shoes make excellent table tennis shoes.  Look at Nike's Mercurial line.

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Undoubtedly this player wears black socks.  It should serve as a warning to our nation's youth.


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...for as long their skin is not used as VLP.
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And note that I bear no malice towards porcupines.
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Originally posted by Baal Baal wrote:

Such a person is abhorrent  to the Gods of Table Tennis, so much so that they do not even make a rule about them.  After all, does your state pass laws regulating porcupines?  Of course not. Porcupines dont read, drive cars or play table tennis.  And so it is with the people you just described.
you nail it: those people do not exist and we therefore don't play them again, simple as that.
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Such a person is abhorrent  to the Gods of Table Tennis, so much so that they do not even make a rule about them.  After all, does your state pass laws regulating porcupines?  Of course not. Porcupines dont read, drive cars or play table tennis.  And so it is with the people you just described.
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Originally posted by Baal Baal wrote:

Originally posted by stiltt stiltt wrote:

do we cover the player who is constantly talking to somebody outside the court in between points? 


47. If you converse with your playing partner (or someone outside the court), you should be barely audible at the next table.
I was referring to the person with whom we play when they address to somebody outside the court constantly, not focusing on the game, not caring about the person they play with. 

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Rule proposal: Passing gas in the playing hall is utterly rude but if it's impossible to avoid it should not happen above the passer's ass.
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Originally posted by Baal Baal wrote:



7. You are not allowed to put your name on the back of your shirt unless you are a professional player.

Bulloney.  I have the name on the back of my shirt so I don't have to pin player numbers to my shirt at tournaments.

Originally posted by Baal Baal wrote:


8. You are allowed to wear a shirt with a manufacturer logo (e.g. Donic or Butterfly) up to the age of 50, at which time this is no longer allowed.

Makes no sense.

Originally posted by Baal Baal wrote:


10. You must wear footwear designed for racket sports. Under no circumstances are basketball shoes allowed.

Makes no sense either.  Some indoor soccer shoes make excellent table tennis shoes.  Look at Nike's Mercurial line.

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Edited by wturber - 10/26/2019 at 11:30am
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Originally posted by stiltt stiltt wrote:

do we cover the player who is constantly talking to somebody outside the court in between points? 


47. If you converse with your playing partner (or someone outside the court), you should be barely audible at the next table.
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Originally posted by stiltt stiltt wrote:

Originally posted by heavyspin heavyspin wrote:

On club nights, if an undesirable opponent asks you to play and you make the excuse "I'm done playing for the night" you are not allowed to play later that night.
Can we add a sub rule to that one?

after a player asks us to play and we answer something like: "sorry I am tired I need a rest", respect a minimum delay before playing somebody else.

a 2 minutes delay is rude; how long before it's not?


It is inversely related to how much you care about being rude to that person.  If you don't care, that duration could asymptotically approach zero.  Note that Rule 70 now specifically states that there are no requirments for how long the stronger player should play with the weaker one, only that if you say you are done for the night then you really are done. 

Of course, in the case where the weaker person is very attractive then this duration (time the stronger player spends playing with the weaker one) could be quite long. 


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do we cover the player who is constantly talking to somebody outside the court in between points? 
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Originally posted by heavyspin heavyspin wrote:

On club nights, if an undesirable opponent asks you to play and you make the excuse "I'm done playing for the night" you are not allowed to play later that night.
Can we add a sub rule to that one?

after a player asks us to play and we answer something like: "sorry I am tired I need a rest", respect a minimum delay before playing somebody else.

a 2 minutes delay is rude; how long before it's not?
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Heavyspin reminds me that Rule 70 was incomplete, which augers very well for his future enlightenment.  Upon conferring with the Table Tennis Gods I have been ordered to update it.  Ba'al has spoken.
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On club nights, if an undesirable opponent asks you to play and you make the excuse "I'm done playing for the night" you are not allowed to play later that night.
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Originally posted by mts388 mts388 wrote:

Proposed 92   When playing at the club or a tournament, do not wear the the clothes you slept in the night before.


Yes, this would be akin to wearing black socks.
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Proposed 92   When playing at the club or a tournament, do not wear the the clothes you slept in the night before.
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Since few if any of the posters here are professional players (see Rule 2) this last discussion is essentially moot.  No choing!  And for God's sake no chanting either.  

On another topic I have been asked how to comply with Rule 20 if you think you have found the perfect blade (for a ample, I have used a Viscaria since 2007).  

Recall that Rule 20 states: "The correct number of blades to own is n + 1 where n is the number you own now. An exemption can be made for players in committed relationships, in which case the correct number is s-1, where s is the number of blades that causes your spouse or partner to leave you. "

The answer is easy.  Simply buy more of them.  After all you need a spare and a spare for the spare.  And a black tag one marks you as a Man of Distinction and a Big Spender.  Etc.  Etc.  I hope this helps people needing guidance.


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Can I sing Offenbach's Bacarolle, staring at my opponent? (starting at 1m02s)




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Originally posted by BRS BRS wrote:

Originally posted by acpoulos acpoulos wrote:

Only Asians allowed to Cho. Others get carded.


Idk, does that mean only French and Belgians are allowed to Allez!?

Exhortations in native/first language only is a boring rule.  No kom igen! unless the player is Danish?  Boo.
                                  Hey pal, I don't care if you utter Gregorian chants after you make a lucky shot. Just don't do that cho stuff.
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Originally posted by acpoulos acpoulos wrote:

Only Asians allowed to Cho. Others get carded.

Idk, does that mean only French and Belgians are allowed to Allez!?

Exhortations in native/first language only is a boring rule.  No kom igen! unless the player is Danish?  Boo.
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Only Asians allowed to Cho. Others get carded.
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Proposed 91: If an unknown player asks you to hit, start stretching, check your phone, go drink water, or simply pack and go home.
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And the definitive list has been compiled at the start of this thread.
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for genesis purposes, should we put in the OP that this amazing thread is a spinoff from that post?

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Following the laws of quantum mechanics, at least some interpretations, if someone other than FZD were to examine the blade it would collapse the wave function thus becoming either a Viscaria with a Stiga handle, or an actual Stiga, but at all other times, it is in a state of indeterminacy, thus being simulataneously both and yet neither (or perhaps multiple universes are created immediately, one in which it is a Stiga and one in which it is a Viscaria).   

However I am coming dangerously close to violating Rule 51 and physics is weird anyway.  So I will have nothing more to say about this.


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Originally posted by Baal Baal wrote:

It is also simultaneously a Stiga and a Viscaria.
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It is also simultaneously a Stiga and a Viscaria.
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It is true that his fh H3 National may appear boosted and not boosted at the same time depending what he wants to do. Additionally, color blind people confirm that the sponge of the said rubber may be blue and orange at the same time, they have no clue and confess that they don't give a flying ball.

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Don't think this has been mentioned.
If a disturbance occurs during a rally, such as a ball entering your court, you may either call a let immediately or not call let at all. You may not wait until the point has completed to decide retroactively whether or not the disturbance bothered you. 
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