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    Posted: 06/04/2021 at 10:22am
Since one forum member does Tom Jones parodies, I think something must be done in response. So he is a parody of a parody. Inspired since I plan on trying tacky rubber at the club tomorrow. To the Tune of Weird Al's Tacky which is available widely:

It might seem crazy, playing PIPS and flippin'
I Instagram every bat I'm hittin'

All my used rubber covers are on display
We can go hit a few, but I'll make you pay
(I'm playing Tacky)
Wear my free Zeropong shirt I got with a blade,
(I'm playing Tacky)
With my Name on the back over the "USA"
(I'm playing Tacky)
Never let you forget that time I loop killed you
(I'm playing Tacky)
If you "cho" when you hit the net, then, you might just be tacky, tooI

Meet some player, ask them "You use Tenergy?"
Like are you playing boosted H3, or just really phat? (What?)
Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly
That's what Kewei Li keeps telling me, here's why

(I'm playing Tacky)
Wear my Adam Bobrow shirt with fluorescent orange pants
(I'm playing Tacky)
Got my new blade it is ZLCs
(I'm playing Tacky)
Think it's fun threatening players with my OX pips
(I'm playing Tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too

Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I play long pips,
Bring me shame, pimple park,
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, at least they have friction,
Bring me shame, at least its not anti
Bring me shame, I shop eacheng
Bring me shame, I said


(I'm playing Tacky)
A table tennis Bumper Sticker and a "TT" license plate
(I'm playing Tacky)
Bring twenty paddles whenever I'm on a date
(I'm playing Tacky))
Practice my shadow strokes at a remote campground
(I'm playing Tacky)
Took the whole table for warm ups, hey, I was here early
(I'm playing Tacky)
I drive all day to Austin and try to hit with top players. 2000, at least
(I'm playing Tacky)
I would video our match and show it on youtube without tellin you...
(I'm playing Tacky)
If I have corona virus, I'm probably not telling you
(I'm playing Tacky)
If you don't wear a mask guess what, then you got corona, too
Come on!









 

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All that can be said about this post is

It is really tacky.

Great job.  

What tacky rubbers are you going to be testing?

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729 battle 2 provincial (liked), venus 3 (liked), one non-tacky (did not like), maybe one other. I am finding I like tacky rubbers on some blades, but hate it on others.
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