Virtual Asian restaurant Christmas tt party

I'm a huge sucker for ha gao and cha siu bao 

I am your waitress tonight could you please tell me which number that is rawrthe?

And also what the hell is ha gao cha siu bao mean?

Jonan wrote: Hmm... not into roleplaying eating fetishes myself, but I know a guy who'd looove this and some of your "STEAMED FLUFFY WHITE BUNS"

you can keep him on your side of the table jonan he is sitting next to you!  As for fetish it has nothing to do with sex, it's meant to be fun.  I could say you have a fetish for roleplaying talking to people in real life because you spend time on a forum.

This is not a role play because you are meant to be you, not some sexual sh*take mushroom.

Rare & gourmet teas
Tea’s finest moments, all served up on one menu
Black tea: Keemun Gongfu 2.29
Light, lively & clean, with or without milk
Gr een Tea: Or ganic jade sword 2.29
Refreshingly grassy with just a hint of seaweed
White tea: White peony 2.99
Pure & thirst-quenching with a touch of sweet melon
Yellow Tea: Huo Mountain yellow buds 2.99
Vivid, fresh & fragrant
Oolong tea: Yellow gold oolong 2.29
Elegant, fresh & floral
Puerh tea: Vintage cooked puerh 2.99
Individually-wrapped tea with an earthy, rich texture & taste
Scented tea: Lychee red black 2.99
Surprisingly sweet & soft with the aroma of Asian fruits
Jasmine pearls 2.29
Tiny & precious green tea leaf buds, scented with fresh
jasmine flowers. Unfurling their petals in your glass, flowering
teas are true show girls
Floweri ng teas
Unfurling their petals in your glass, flowering teas
are true show girls
Floweri ng red amaranth 2.39
Hand-tied green tea wrapped around a beautiful
red amaranth blossom
Floweri ng osmanthus 2.39
Hand-tied green tea wrapped around a deep-orange
osmanthus blossom
Floweri ng jasmine & lily 2.39
Hand-tied green tea wrapped around orange lily petals
& sweet jasmine flowers
Floweri ng Dragon Eye 2.39
Hand-tied green tea wrapped around golden calendula
& jasmine flowers, topped with a red amaranth ‘dragon eye’ blossom
Herb al infusions
The perfect post-meal brews
Lemon verb ena 1.99
Minty freshness & a lemony tang
Mi nt tea 1.99
Fresh mint leaves, the perfect aid to digestion
Coffee
With or without caffeine – however you like it
Ameri cano 1.99
Capp uccino 1.99
Espr esso 1.49
Double espr esso 1.99
Café latte 1.99
Macchiato 1.99
White Wines 175ml 250ml Bottle
Poggio Della quercia 3.29 4.39 12.99
Full of fruitiness, this dry white is zesty
& refreshing
La Paz Sauvi gnon Blanc 4.39 5.79 17.39
Crisp, dry white with a wonderful fragrance
of gooseberries & citrus
Via Nova Pinot Gri gio 4.79 6.39 18.99
Supremely-drinkable dry white with
a fresh, lemony aroma
Peter Lehmann Riesling 5.79 7.69 22.99
A delicate, clean-tasting wine boasting
a deliciously-complex mix of fruity & floral flavours
Red Wines 175ml 250ml Bottle
Poggio Della quercia 3.29 4.39 12.99
Gorgeous ruby-red wine packed with
forest fruit aromas – goes brilliantly with food
La Paz, Merlot 4.39 5.79 17.39
Full of cherry, plum & currant flavours, this
smooth Merlot tastes like summer in a glass
Stormy Cape, Shir az 4.79 6.39 18.99
A soft, medium-bodied red brimming
with spicy fruit
Le Pas de la Beaume,
Cotes du Rhone 5.79 7.69 22.99
Temptingly soft & moreishly ripe
medium-bodied red
Rosé Wine 175ml 250ml Bottle
Rosato Veronese, Veri tiere 4.79 6.39 18.99
Crisp & clean, an easy-drinking rosé
bursting with ripe red flavours
Prosecco 125ml Bottle
Prosecco Stelle d’Italia NV 3.89 22.99
Sparkling & bright, this fresh-tasting
Prosecco is the perfect party tipple
(125ml glasses are available on all wines)
Champagne 125ml Bottle
Baron de Marck, Fr ance NV 5.89 34.99
Bursting with apples, lemons & a hint of freshly-baked
brioche, this is an elegant & uplifting champagne
Lanson Black Label, Fr ance NV 8.29 49.99
A deliciously creamy champagne with a
refreshingly touch of citrus
Chilled plum Wine 275ml Jug
Kishu Monogatari 17.49
Hot Sake 275ml Jug
Ozeki Gi nkan 9.69
Beers
Ti ger (dr aught pi nt) 3.89
Ti ger (330ml bottle) 3.89
Ti ger (640ml bottle) 6.99
Sun Lik (330ml bottle) 3.29
Tsingtao (330ml bottle) 3.49
Spiri ts
Fi nlandi a vodk a (40%) 50ml 5.39
Bombay Sapp hir e Gi n (40%) 50ml 5.39
Cazadores blanco tequila (38%) 50ml 5.39
Bacardi Superi or rum (38%) 50ml 5.39
Buffalo Tr ace bourb on (45%) 50ml 5.39
Dewar’s Whisky (40%) 50ml 5.39
Martell VS cognac (40%) 50ml 5.39
(25ml spirit measures also available)
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* Vintages may vary and are subject to availability. ** Draught beer only availab le in Ping Pong restaurants – Appold Street, Spitalfields and Bow Bells House.
Prices include VAT at 17.5%. A discretionary service charge of 12.5% is added to your bill for your convenience, 92% of which is distributed to all staff through a system they control. The balance is used to cover bank and other administration charges and from which we do not make a profit.
All of our staff are paid at least the national minimum wage before counting any tips or service charges you choose to pay.
Coolers – non-alcoholic
Cocktail fun minus the wobbliness. Hooray!
Pineapp le, coconut & lime 2.99
Exotic pineapple juice, coconut purée & fresh lime
Goji berri es, mango & mint 2.99
Energy-boosting goji berries, mango juice & peppermint leaves
Wasabi Vir gin Mary 2.99
Made with Ping Pong’s unique blend of spicy tomato juice
Parsnip & lemon jam wi th app le juice 2.99
Light & refreshing with a squeeze of lemon
Iced teas
Long, cool glasses of icy heaven
Lemongrass 2.99
Lemongrass muddled with jasmine iced tea
Lychee & ginger 2.99
Slices of fresh ginger shaken with lychee juice & jasmine iced tea
Strawb err y & vanilla 2.99
Strawberry purée, homemade vanilla sugar & jasmine iced tea,
served with chewy tapioca pearls
Gr ape & app le 2.99
Fresh grapes muddled with apple juice & jasmine iced tea
Juice blends
Riotous flavours with a big helping of healthiness
thrown in
App le, mint & green tea 2.69
Apple juice infused with mint tea & blended with iced green tea
Cr anberr y, anise & goji berri es 2.69
Tangy cranberry juice, blended with anise & goji berries
Fr esh lemonade
Mix it up yourself
Parsnip & lemon, strawb err y, fig,
kalamansi purée 2.99
Fr uit juices
Lychee 2.39
Pineapp le 2.39
Cr anberr y 2.39
Fr esh juices
Fr esh organic English Cox app le juice 2.49
Fr esh orange juice 2.49
SOFT DRINKS
Still & spark ling spri ng water (750ml) 2.99
Pepsi & Diet Pepsi (300ml) 1.99
Gi nger ale 1.99
Gi nger beer 1.99
Tonic water 1.99
Soda water 0.99
Cocktails
Good looks & great taste, all shook up
Vanilla & chilli sid ecar 5.99
Martell VS cognac, triple sec, lemon juice & our feisty
vanilla-chilli sugar
Chinese punch 5.99
Evangelista rum served alongside a pot of warming,
lychee-scented black tea
Balsamic Rossini 5.99
Bubbly prosecco, strawberry purée & just a touch
of 8-year-old balsamic vinegar
Longer cocktails
Tall, strong & completely irresistsible
Lemongrass & lime 5.89
Finlandia vodka, fresh lemongrass, lime & lychee juice
Gi nger and limoncello caipiri nha 5.99
Sagatiba Pura Cachaca, 100% natural limoncello, fresh ginger,
lime & a Chambord float
Kumquat mojito 6.29
Bacardi Superior rum, lime, mint & kumquat
Saki Mary 5.99
Ozeki Ginkan sake & homemade spicy tomato juice,
served with fresh lime
Vanilla, lemon & vodk a 5.99
Finlandia lime vodka, fresh lemon, vanilla sugar & soda
Exotic tastes
Fabulously-inventive flavour combos, courtesy
of our genius mixologists
Ping Pong 5.89
Martini Bianco, white wine & lychee juice served with 3 grapes
Lemon curd , pi neapp le & lemon 5.99
Tuaca, butterscotch, lemon curd, pineapple & lemon juice
Tequila & date ‘Old Fashioned’ 5.99
Cazadores Blanco tequila, date nectar
& orange peel served over ice with a hint of Amaretto
Coconut, lychee & kalamansi 5.99
Bombay Sapphire gin, plum wine, coconut purée,
kalamansi purée & lychee juice
Martinis
Strong, sleek & sharp – just how we know you like them
Lychee & roses 5.79
Bombay Sapphire gin, rose petals, lemon & lychee juice
Elderflower Saketini 5.99
Ozeki Ginkan sake, St Germain elderflower liqueur & Bombay
Sapphire gin, served with a grape
Asian Manhattan 5.99
Buffalo Trace bourbon, plum wine, Martini Rosso, Martini Dry
& Angostura bitters
Parsnip , lemon & caraway 5.99
Finlandia vodka infused with caraway seeds, shaken
with sweet parsnip & lemon jam.
Fi g & chocolate 4.99
Woodford Reserve bourbon, Tennessee whiskey, chocolate liqueur,
fig purée & cream
shots 25ml
Little mouthfuls of magic – guaranteed
to put a swing in your step
Mi ni Mary 1.99
Finlandia vodka & wasabi Virgin Mary
Mango & bourb on 1.99
Buffalo trace whiskey with mango, mint & a sprinkle
of cinnamon powder
Gi n, lemon & rose 1.99
Bombay Sapphire with fresh lemonade & rose petal syrup

Yes, I'd love to have dim sum with you guys!

bozbrisvegas wrote: I am your waitress tonight could you please tell me which number that is rawrthe?And also what the hell is ha gao cha siu bao mean?

Ha gao is shrimp dumplings, cha siu bao is roast pork buns (it says so right on your menu).

dragon kid wrote: shaolinTT wrote: Yes, I'd love to have dim sum with you guys! Better eat those chicken feet...for fast footwork! Never quite like chicken feet. You never know where it has been and what the feet had step on... Yuuuuccckkkkkk...

Actually, I think I have a pretty good idea of where it's been. When it was still on the chicken, probably in dirt, straw, and feces. But any proper restaurant would've certainly washed them and then thoroughly cook them, so eating them would be just fine.

qynthnghm wrote: bozbrisvegas wrote: qynthnghm wrote: This is a great idea! I absolutely love dim sum. I already know what I want: Roast pork buns, ha gao (shrimp dumplings), shu mai, and many, many orders of chicken feet. Though, unfortunately that's not on the menu. Dim sum restaurants should always have chicken feet. That's grose please stick to the menu sir.  I had Yum Cha once and thought I was eating a custard pie desert when I found chiken feet or should I say claws and almost puked.Which number will you have and what would you like to drink?  oops I( forgot to give you the drinks menu. I'm sorry if you think it's "gross", but it's a dim sum staple. At least what I consider to be "true" dim sum. I'd say don't knock it if you've never tried it. sh*t's the bomb. Also, I'll have jasmine tea with all of that.

as I said I have tried it!  It made me want to puke. nothing like expecting desert and getting a chicken foot.

bozbrisvegas wrote: Well to tell you the truth I'll have anything pretty much on the menu but to narrow it down to half its got to be prawn something, so how about we all get a prawn something with different spices about 5 dishes or so.As for tea come on man lets party, it's December: I'll buy you something stronger if I have to.Let's start off with some tigers till the rest of the fellas rock up.

Chicken feet isn't meant to be in dessert! I'd gag too!

Very well, I'll have a Tiger. I'm all for prawns--I'll eat anything.