Who holds the cake better? Zhou Yu/Song Hongyuan?

This is a very important topic and I would like to take a few minutes out of my day to address each individual's ability.  I will however state that between these two, Zhou Yu wins in cake-holding by a long shot.

Zhou Yu appears to be more inviting, more welcoming to those who would like to partake in a slice of cake.  His face with that genuinely warm smile says "Have one or two pieces, maybe a glass of Tsingtao with that? No? How about a glass of Chivas Regal instead? Great.  What's that? Some table tennis later.  Perhaps some other time.  I do not wish to neglect my other guests.  This is a big cake as you can see.  Thanks for complimenting my t-shirt.  Shhh, it's fake.  It's all over downtown Zhengzhou.  Sure, I'll get you one.  But please, have some cake first."

Song Hongyuan, on the other hand, appears a little more underhanded.  It's as if he got a way with something sort of like when the score is 9-9 and you don't move that free arm out of the way too quickly and your opponent misreads the spin on your serve completely.  The umpire flips the scoreboard in your favor.  You smile internally so just a little shows on the outside.  This is the kind of smile Hongyuan is displaying.  Devious.  Tricky.  A little bit sly.  You have the cake in the box.  You don't want to share.  I get it.  Don't worry, kid.  Your mom gave me a piece last night... oh we had some cake afterwards too.