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NextLevel 
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I, NextLevel, master of Lumberjack TT, have trained for 5 years in order to look like a respectable table tennis player. After working with my first coach for four years, he gave up on me, saying that no matter how hard I tried, I could not look like a true or good table tennis player. So I joined TTEdge and worked with Brett Clarke.
Brett gave me the sad news yesterday - my form was irreparably bad, and that my inability to bend my knees had his colleagues wondering why he was wasting his precious time coaching me. So henceforth, he told me that I will no longer be appearing in TTEdge videos. This was pretty much the nail in the coffin. My dream of breaking 2500 was done. Then it all hit me - why do people glorify all this knee bending? All this technical trash? I shall take my brand of Lumberjack TT over to the dark side. I have resolved to use pips for the rest of my TT playing career. Yes, no more inverted, just pips. Janitors shall no longer have to wonder about hiding the ugliness and dirtiness of my game from young people - the pips shall tell it all. So I decided to go into training. Here are some of my training hours. I am re-energized. I think with my pips, my new goal is the 2020 Olympics. Bring it on! I also played some matches. I am undefeated with the pips! I am not even undefeated with inverted. This is going to be a piece of cake. Lumberjack TT is taking over with the wood! David Zhuang, watch out! I'm coming for you! Edited by NextLevel - 04/01/2016 at 12:23am |
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I like putting heavy topspin on the ball...
Cybershape Carbon FH/BH: H3P 41D. Lumberjack TT, not for lovers of beautiful strokes. No time to train... |
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BH-Man
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Posted: 04/01/2016 at 12:59am |
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Love the timing, catch all the Pokeman tiger, catch them all.
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rocketman222
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Meh dont worry about all that technical mumbo jumbo, we all play for the love of the game and it helps us to stay in shape, we are not going to the world championships.
Its more important to get a good workout and have fun. I m curious as what short pip you zeroed in on |
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ThePongProfessor
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Happy April's Fools day :)
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Posted: 04/01/2016 at 2:51am |
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Edited by Tassie52 - 04/01/2016 at 2:51am |
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NextLevel
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Posted: 04/01/2016 at 7:12am |
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He is in a different time zone ;). I couldn't wait till 3 am.
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I like putting heavy topspin on the ball...
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NextLevel
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MY decision was noted by the very top echelons of TT play. Here is some secret footage:
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Cybershape Carbon FH/BH: H3P 41D. Lumberjack TT, not for lovers of beautiful strokes. No time to train... |
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Hahahahahahaha hahaha.....this thread made my day.
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Posted: 04/01/2016 at 9:41pm |
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nice splice ;) |
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Any intelligence I may appear to have is purely artificial!
training: vintage blade, 729 cream transcend 1.5mm BH and FH fun: 729 focus snipe III 2.1mm FH & BH, blade you don't want to know ;) |
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42andbackpains
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Posted: 04/02/2016 at 12:23am |
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NextLevel, you put a lot of thought into this prank
 Good one!!! Playing with pips is fun...i do it full time...hee hee
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Mind is willing, but the back goes out too often :P
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