H3Neo National - The REAL Review

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   This is it, I am once again sick and tired of all of those obviously fake reviews of this and that rubber. It is time to get hands dirty and down to business town.
You have no clue what I am talking about? Count me in.

Preface: Somehow my coach got a single sheet of H3Neo National version (Blue Sponge). Also: somehow he got me fooled to buy it from him.

But here I am rambling like everybody else, so time to get real, without further ado:

---The REAL review of H3Neo National (Blue Sponge)---

Tackiness : 

I feel this rubber behaves like gentleman: lies there still, stuck to my blade; almost like glued to it. No monkey-business at all. Rating for Tackiness 2/10.

Catapult :

No catapult included. Just amazingly good table tennis rubber. Rating as Catapult: 0/10.

Realness :

Some people always seem to be concerned about realness (or fakeocity) of National Version of H3. But I am above all that - as a postmodern man - everything is either real or everything is fake to me. You choose. No - I was kidding - I choose: Everything is Real. Rating for Realness: π / 10.

Throw Angle :

Funny enough, I have not been mad enough to throw my blade (including rubber) after changing to this beast. Rating for Throw Angle N/A.

Boost Effect :

Boosting is evil; like sex, candy and books. Rating for Boost Effect: 6.66 /10.

Hardness :

Does not bottom out to too easily when slapped neighbor's dog's face with it (lightly, I must add to all you animal lovers). Rating for Hardness: 2.5 Lassie Units / 10.

Serving / Short Play :

'BAH!' I say:  Does not serve me breakfast. Well, let's be honest: once it did, but the eggs were raw and bacon was overly crispy. Short play on the other hand is quite good, controllable and not too bouncy. Rating for Serving / Shortplay : Raw & Crispy/10

Chinese Loop vs. European Loop :
I tried to cook some Chinese Loops, but they ended up looking like spaghetti. And don't even start with the Chicken Wings, or I get too hungry to continue this review. Rating for Chinese Loop vs. European Loop : 2.5 Michelin Stars.

--- END OF : The REAL review of H3Neo National (Blue Sponge) ---

Huh,  I was so close to get out of focus while writing, but just managed too keep it all sharp and real. That's it for this issue's REAL review. Have good games!